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i’m going to heal from this and someday i’ll live in an apartment with a sunlit kitchen in a city i love and my best friends around the corner

Vi's Prison Wife (hear me out)

My hc is simple. This is Gert. I think Gert was Vi's prison wife. Or one of them anyway. (s2 spoilers incoming)

In the alternate universe, she works at the Last Drop and is a DJ, I think it's safe to say she seems well-established in the Zaunite community, likely grew up in the area, and probably knew, or at least knew of, Vander and his kids in our universe, too.

We know she's political and not afraid to buck the system. I can easily see her getting arrested as young adult and being glad to see a familiar face in Vi.

Gert don't give a fuck about compliance with enforcers:

And here we can see she seems to like the ladies (sorry other-Mylo):

Then, when she's dying and they start to take her helmet off, here's Vi's reaction from the smallest glimpse of her dreads alone:

That's it. That's all she sees and we get this moment:

She knows exactly who this is without even seeing her face. She looks shocked and scared. Sure she probably wouldn't have had blue hair at the time she's in prison, but we do know she bleaches it in the other universe, so maybe she's always liked to change it up. Regardless, I think Vi sees the dreads, maybe her complexion, and just knows.

With her last breath, what does Gert do? She reaches for Vi who holds her hand right as she slips away. Her last act was to seek comfort from the familiar face in front of her- probably because that is the face of the woman who comforted her in Stillwater prison as well.

Vi is gutted and in disbelief, so much so that she has to be hoisted to her feet and literally dragged away by another enforcer.

So that's it. I think Gert had a proper prison sentence for an actual crime, shacked up with Vi, taught her a thing or two about a thing or two, and was released long before Cait got Vi out. I think watching her die in the middle of this war was the first time Vi had seen her since Stillwater and that is why it hits her on a personal level.

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My subjektiwe and biased analyse of "seeng stars"

Disklaimer:

Wery clearly biased, anti Stoliz, pro Star and the moon (Loona x Octavia)

If you like Stoliz do not read it your not gonna like the post.

I was obsessively analyzing every shot of S2: Episode 2 of Helluva Boss, which resulted in this post. Read the disclaimer and enjoy

Oh, maybe the fact that she’s stressed and aggressive all the time has something to do with the fact that she’s a goddamn slave you adopted exclusively to be a secretary—but nah, I must just be a Blitz hater.

This phrase alone justifies all the bullying Moxxie got from Loona’s side. Fuck you DROP DEAD STAY BULLIED AND I'M GONNA CALL HIM FAT FROM NOW ON not because he is but because he deserwed to be bullied and pissed of all the time

How does a character who doesn't give a fuck (and doesn't even know Via) act, compared to a character

the show wants us to think gives a fuck and loves Via act

Moxxie couldn't care less about a teen they should rescue, Millie not being able to tell him no (and the joke is idiotic but is the best that we could possibly get in this series)

Loona has no business finding the teen she doesn't even know and telling Blitz off so cutely

"this is the teem work sweetie" blitz said as he forsed hes slave to do hes motherfucking work 💝💝💝💘💘💘 drop dead 😙😙😙

The whole line with Stoliz wasting time at the sitcom just shows that neither of them really gives a fuck about Via. First of all, Blitz has no weapons whatsoever? Cool—going into the human world with essentially your underpants down, to help the daughter of your abuser you really care about, and you end up spending the whole day surrounded by people that could be killed in a span of a minute. Whoah, Blitzo, keep it up. I'm sure your business sucks because Loona is a bad slave—OH, I MEAN WORKER. His whole work is supposed to revolve around going into the human world ALL THE TIME. How the FUCK does he not know what he's doing?

During the time they spend on the sitcome, Via could die 400 times, could be kidnapped 100 times, but ok whatewer hawe fun there. And only one single moment to note happens during the sequence—a part that tells us about Loona's childhood.

She spent it in a kennel, which essentially looks and feels like a prison (which needs a couple individual posts about it). And Blitzo, being the loving dad he is to his daughter that he cares about, chooses to adopt Loona because…because he needs a worker… and because she’s cute… A DAD TO DESIRE.

To analyse the next scene, we need to take note of Loona’s slave background. We see her just walking around like a normal young woman would—my love, 🥺💜 she actually got a chance to do this.

And then she needs to choose between completing her fucking boss’s duties and actually getting some fresh air. FUCK YOU, BLITZ, YOU COULD DIE. Loona—the one who cares again (the only one out of everyone).

just look how my sweetheart looks around in desperation... she is just a baby after all, blitz you know what you should do

Loona was the one to find Via because she was the only one who was searching for her. And the girls have a talk. Now, I think it's worth noting that Loona essentially just victim-blames Via into thinking that her father cares for her. But I don't think that was intentional.

Loona grew up in the kennel — everything we know about the kennel is that it's essentially something like a prison, just to then be put in another prison, to be a slave of the man that calls her his daughter. These are things that could NOT just pass by Loona's psycho health, and it shows.

Of course, to loona, Stolas is a good father because instead of displaying a clear case of abuse, he just don’t give a fuck. So for Loona, it's essentially the best thing that a father could ever be. She didn’t mean to victim-blame Via, she’s just too traumatised herself. She does her best to help, considering that Via is klearly still trying to reach up to her father.

To finish that off

Nothing that speshial just Via beeng protekted by badass woman she in love with 💘💘

Stoliz are trying to hard to not hawe to much fun when there are a teen in danger running around with Grimoire

😃👍

woe. arcane sketchdump be upon ye

this is how your letter finds me

That's how I fucking look when posting in the communities, only at night, because I think my posts aren't quality enough and everyone hates them.

"Mein Arm hing aus dem Fenster, mein Kopf lag auf meinem Arm. Wir fuhren Tempo 30 zwischen Wiesen und Feldern hindurch, über denen langsam die Sonne aufging, irgendwo hinter Rahnsdorf, und es war das Schönste und Seltsamste, was ich je erlebt habe. [...] Tschick hatte sich auf seiner Seite auch aus dem Fenster gehängt und steuerte den Wagen mit der rechten Hand eine kleine Anhöhe hinauf. Es war, als ob der Lada von alleine durch die Felder fuhr, es war ein ganz anderes Fahren, eine andere Welt. Alles war größer, die Farben satter, die Geräusche Dolby Surround, und ich hätte mich, ehrlich gesagt, nicht gewundert, wenn auf einemal Tony Soprano, ein Dinosaurier oder ein Raumschiff vor uns aufgetaucht wäre."

Tschick - Wolfgang Herrndorf

i need a fanfic in wich Ekko komes up to Vi destroed by reletionships with Caitlyn, and tells her "hey open your FUCKING eyes you NEVER was a dirt under her nails to begin with, but SHE made you feel like one"

i fucking love this game and this fandom