How I Imagine David And Max Look Runnin Round The Woods In Don’t You Hear Me Howling By Sofusgirl On

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

I have every single snake skin my cornsnake has ever shed in a little drawer in my jewelry box. Why, do you ask? Because I'm a proud fucking mother and I can do whatever I want

It’s done :)

Available for print or charm preorders on Friday, March 21st, when Invictuscon starts :)

Camp camp reverse!au characters as I imagine them

Holy shit. What? Holy shit. WHAT?

posted this a bit ago on insta but decided to put it here too >:))

francis’ girlboss arc fr

Shoutout to their first divorce

Do you have any langst fic recs?

Yes!!

In general, I recommend you check out my #fic rec tag because there's a lot of langst fics there. Otherwise, here's a couple good ones. I've tried to rec a few that haven't been done by me before.

Guide: * = wip. k/l = klance. s/l = shance. p/l = plance.

Asterism* by idas_library. k/l

Pinch of Platinum* by @banditywrites (seriously just check out their whole page. I can't recommend their langst fics enough.) gen.

Challenger of the Maze by ErinWantsToWrite. k/l

Sidestep by jilliancares. k/l

Feast by @icypantherwrites. (again, or anything by them.) gen

Seventh Wheel by AppleCherry108. k/l

Weight by starsandspiders. k/l

When The Floodwater Comes by yourfavouritetsundre. k/l

Touch me from afar by @lokiitama. s/l

Gap year by orphan_account. gen

your voice means that everyone is okay. by OpticalCrown. s/l

Alternate Reality by rona23. k/l

when we are kings by @rosieclark. p/l

seven(teen) again by orphan_account. k/l

Last Defense by wingedStarsong. gen.

Controlled emotions by sasuhina_gal. k/l.

the inattention of the inattentive by Bekka911. gen.

Pursuit Predator by TheStayPuftMarshmallowMan. gen.

My Lungs Feel So Small by childofthemuses. k/l

OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS IS OKAY, ANON! Please don't hesitate to send another ask if you're looking for anything specific. Also, not be self-promo, but most of my fics are langst so feel free to check em out!

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why yes i am still thinking about booktuber tim. i am still rotating it in my mind.

(source: 1, 2, 3)

Additionally: he’s insane. He thinks he saved the day. He’s stuck in an air vent because he didn’t have his whiskers. He’s probably gonna die. He’s probably not gonna die. He’s Beauty, Grace, and Mr. United States rolled into the most stupid human ever created.

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?