Interdimensional Bar

Martin with a jumper that has a cat on it holding a knife. Above it say “Meow-rder!”

Holy shit. What? Holy shit. WHAT?

Additionally: he’s insane. He thinks he saved the day. He’s stuck in an air vent because he didn’t have his whiskers. He’s probably gonna die. He’s probably not gonna die. He’s Beauty, Grace, and Mr. United States rolled into the most stupid human ever created.

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

*laughs then cries*

When you start an amazing series before all of the books are out:

The funniest fucking thing in the world to me is still the moment in Pap-papillon (I think?) when Glen rocks in on the dads’ jailbreak after aging 18 years, losing an eye, and learning nothing, and going:

“Hey guys! Hah. Who’s this choad?”

And without missing a BEAT, Beth goes:

“It’s me, Ron”

FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!

This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))

also the YouTube link!!

are we just gonna ignore the fact that Milton definitely got de-eyeballed by the mob in the last episode?

And the awkward little sister "I know what that is just repeat it one more time"

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

fucking manwhore (affectionate)

We should start a petition