my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello
i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is
how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it
truly character design at its finest
Love this professor Potato🥔🤓
THATS SOOOOOOO CUTE OMG!!!
Mozu: 名古屋展 (2021)
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
when you only know how to flirt w death threats (it still works bc ur former vessel/current god is a freak)
If you don’t believe in redemption then you don’t believe that people can change and grow
You don’t believe in character development
You don’t believe that people learn and grow and change over time
What you knew in five years ago can change along with your mindset because of a new experience you had
Someone good can change for the worst and become bad
While someone bad can change for the better and become someone good
That being said forgiveness is one of the hardest things to do and you don’t HAVE to forgive someone that wronged YOU
But also remember that forgiveness is not only for the guilty but also for your peace in mind and helping you move forward and heal
"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"
actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
At first I was like … Egyptian???
Then I was like … omg it MEMES
“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”
Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
I want enemies like this
Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
Stop judging people’s entertainment choices. Watching something on the tv and watching it happen in real life are two different things. Honestly if you can’t separate fiction and entertainment from real life than maybe there is something wrong with you instead and not them. You can like a red flag in a movie because they make an excellent and scary villain but also recognize a red flag in real life and stay away from them. If everyone thought and enjoyed and consumed media that had nothing bad like murder, horror, thriller or gore or whatever then our choices would only be good I guess. And don’t tell me people only enjoy good endings or “good” stories that have nothing bad in them. If that was true no one would have like tragedies.
must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
Oof
can we talk about how Damian’s culture shock had not been addressed in any significant way ever in canon or fanon?
imagine you are 10 years old, your mother loves you dearly, you are told all your life stories of how important and legendary your father The Batman is, you are to be a strong warrior-assassin-son and you excel in your training, your mother and grandfather are proud of you until they say you have to leave.
you lose everything. your home country, language, religion, relationships. your comfort foods, smells, clothes. everything.
you're given to your father who you have been told you need to prove yourself to, you are being treated as an enemy, you have no allies, no one will explain the unwritten unspoken rules especially not your father who has decided you are a nuisance.
they tell you your past and everyone in it is evil, your home is evil, your mother and grandfather are evil. you cannot have any connection to anything or anyone familiar.
your father dies. they all still hate you. they will not let you go home.
if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
okay but what if they got married >> you ever think about that This silly thing took me three days and my back aches but it was worth it.
So I put this as one of the backgrounds
Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this
Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and
You children…………..
You are playing a dangerous game.
I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.
I guess they do have to learn how to hunt. Like how not all animals are born with the knowledge. If they were the parents wouldn’t have to teach their young how to hunt in the first place. Do baby crocodiles stay with their parents though? And for how long???
Ever see a baby alligator get dizzy?