What If Someone Got Bitten By A Vampire, But Didn’t Realize It. So Then They Go Around And Keep Misidentifying

Me: hey Australian Freddy fazbear do you think I can take a kangaroo?

Australian Freddy fazbear: naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur

me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

i grew up in a town filled with rural antique stores, which means my favorite pastime was a game i liked to call "What The Fuck Does That Thing Do!"

For example:

go on take a guess

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

lil baby hippo and penguin

Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

Shmebulock gets me