People bring up stuff about gay marriage in Japan not being legal yet when it comes to bsd ships, but like. Honestly 70% of them already break COUNTLESS laws so in what world would that law stop them from doing it illegally and having their own private ceremonies
Skk dealing with any mission Mori sent them on
Dazai: We can no longer mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this.
Chuuya, getting his bullets ready: Manslaughter, it is
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS
b l o r b o s
Xie Lian bringing his husband little gifts. Simple and small things like a repaired ornate comb, a shell picked up because it sort of looks like a butterfly, handmade soap that smells of jasmine crafted by Xie Lians calloused hands, dozens of trinkets collected from Xie Lians days at the market.
Hua Cheng who has made temples and statues and mortal sacrifices now receiving the same love and devotion from his god, his prince, his husband who presents every gift with the phrase “I thought off you.”
AAAAA HE LOOKS SO SQUISHABLE I LOVE HIM
WAIT IM CRYING
LOOK AT BABY LANGA
forgot to post this here :’)
BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN BATVAN
Bruce: we will continue to utilize the Batmobile, of course. But we needed an upgrade and we got one. Introducing-
Bruce [pause-for-dramatic-effect Wayne]: the Bat-tank
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Steph:
Cass:
Damian:
Duke: fine, I'll say it- that's just an armored minivan
Bruce: what? It's not-
Jason: It has sliding doors
Bruce: for efficiency and convenience-
Dick: i think it's neat! But... yeah, not really a tank
Steph: very spacious, yet very compact, very on brand for a mom with 6-9 kids
Bruce: it has all of the features and capabilities of the Batmobile-
Damian: Father, I for one admire your priority, practicality is far more important than being fashionable.
Bruce: i, wha- It very clearly has lasers and it's bullet-proof! How is that unfashionabl- I know my brand!
Tim: aww, enough cup holders for the whole family, very thoughtful, Bruce
Bruce: The Bat-tank WILL strike fear into the enemies of Gotham!
Jason: our enemies will see us speeding at 700mph and assume you're late to your kid's soccer game
Bruce: Okay! Okay, so we needed a family car, but this isn't-
Cass: Recital
Bruce: *gasp* OH, we're going to be late for Cass's dance recital, everyone in the van!
Dick: I thought it was a tank-
Bruce, glaring: Cass gets shotgun since she's the only one who respects the Bat-tank!
Cass: yes... very scary *pats Bruce's arm affectionately*
Bruce: Hurry up, everyone! Duke, the backseats unfold if you press the button underneath-
Duke: yeah I know how minivans work
Bruce: It's not-
Bruce:
Bruce: oh no.
Dick: there's the moment of realization we were waiting for
Bruce, whispering: It IS a minivan.
Tim: can we go to Bat Burger after this?
Damian: Seconded
Jason: yes thank fuck I'm starving
Dick: Language! Here, little D, you can sit by me
Steph: ugh, why do I have to sit in the middle?
Duke: this thing comes with chargers, right, Bruce?
Bruce: I'm... I'm a minivan mom.
Cass, smiling: Our minivan mom
bro if 15 skk met 22 skk it would %100 go like this:
22dazai: “me and chuuya are no longer dating”
15chuuya: “I dated this freak?3!1?2??2”
22chuuya: “dazai that is a horrible way of telling them we’re married”
15dazai&chuuya: “HUHH2!1??1!1?1?”
All the best ships are red and blue ❤️💙
HAPPY LAST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH
Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
Lol nice Thanxx
SOMEONE DO IT
what if someone made funko pops of nevermore?
15yo idiot bisexual who's in like a million fandoms I post art dumps once in a blue moon when I have enough stuff for one
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