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This is my most favorite novelty soap ever

the world is a cruel harsh evil place *had to get out of bed*

“When the world ends, I want to scream into the chaos that I loved you more than anything in hopes that the sound will continue to exist after everything stops.” — Mitch Welling

i’ve been thinking about reverse kidnapping scenarios w/ my ocs….

i don’t know how you’d even begin to get into this situation but the disgraced god would be all like “oh woe is me i am so powerless against you. i suppose i have no choice but to submit” and everyone around them is like :| bruh.

you tell the first hero you’re going to kidnap him and he all but jumps into your arms. actually, he’d be up for carrying you instead if you’d like…. he’s sooo powerless against you. guess he has no choice to do what you want, huh?

the second hero at least actually pretends to not have any other choice and to be overpowered but his boner tells you everything you need to know. he keeps fidgeting and his face keeps getting more and more flushed

you manage to actually kidnap the werewolf but he gets rescued and you’re like ah fuck. i can’t fight those. but when you come back he’s knocked them all out himself and his tail is wagging while he awaits your praise

the vampire lets himself get kidnapped but pretends to put up a bit of a fight so you treat him roughly. will purposefully act out just so you get more rough with him. cries when you tell him his ransom was paid

you come home and the playboy is sprawled over your bed with a rose in his mouth, saying something like “if you wanted me all you had to do was ask” and you’re confused because you’re 100% sure you left him tied up in the locked basement??

not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.

L'amour à la mer (Guy Gilles, 1964)

Joseph Mallord William Turner

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On the set of Dead Poets Society (1989).