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Etho headcanons

- Etho has a throat condition where talking is sometimes difficult

- Etho hqs loads of scars but they aren't really seen since he wears loads of layers

- Etho constantly has some redstone in his fur

- the red eye is caused by a bad incident where it got in his eye when he first started redstone

- Etho constantly bruises and cuts his skin when he does redstone but he has good pain tolerance and doesn't feel it

- Etho mostly uses dad jokes just to annoy people

- Etho will pick up Bdubs for fun

- Etho’s worked with redstone since the very beginning of the mc universe and he’s consumed it so often, he now permanently gives off a redstone signal? it’s always weak unless he takes more. his red eye always glows

- Etho has like 20 middle names, almost no one knows this so when Etho joined Hermitcraft it took him a solid 5 minutes to write his full legal name

- Once etho showed his face to nho, he started to bite them for no reason (specially Doc)

- Etho has a matching bracelet with bdubs and matching rings with Joel

- No one knows if Etho sleeps

- Etho is asexual (possibly aromantic as well)

- Etho didnt know how to care for his hair however bdubs is really into hair care so bdubs loves to just wash etho’s hair

- Etho has social anxiety and only became comfortable with all the hermits mid way through s7,, (he was close with NHO in s5 but mainly Beef bc team Canada)

- He's immunocompromised, but he had the mask long before he knew that

Keralis headcanon

- Keralis has sight issues. He's not blind by any means, but his vision is cloudy and faded out

- Keralis, resident therapist, very important on Hermitcraft

- keralis is immune to all poison from food, and he always makes spider farms early on because spider eyes are his favourite snack (everyone else thinks he's insane)

- Keralis and Xisuma both have a very strong parental instinct! Though Keralis has the ability to tell when anybody is even slightly off

- Keralis sleeps with his eyes open and xB found out the hard way not

- Bdubs has Plant magic, and flowers will sprout when he sneezes. Keralis gets really bad hay fever.

- He gives very big hugs!! if you come to hug him he will sweep you off your feet and spin you around

- Keralis knows just about everybody, he has gotten other hermits out of lots trouble thanks to this

- Keralis’ preferred intimidation tactic is to stare his opponent down until they feel uncomfortable

- keralis still believes in the easter bunny and the other hermits take turns delivering him chocolate every year

- He doesn't really have a birthday, so he just picked a day he liked. Keralis has moved his birthday a few times to maximize presents

- Keralis actually owns more outfits than just the one and will occasionally change his shirt, which is a huge deal on a server of people who have forty identical red sweaters

- His species is listed as "Keralis" on all forms

- He has a ridiculous amount of lego in his office. Just bins of it all over the place

Xisuma headcanons

- Xisuma can't see well in bright light because of his helmet, it reflects off it too much, so he prefers low lighting

- Every time there's a war on Hermitcraft X makes a 'Get along sweater' for them to wear

- Xisuma has really messy hair (because he wears his helmet constantly) and keralis loves combing it

- Xisuma is afraid of needles and will do anything to avoid getting his shots/vaccines. Hermits will have to cover his eyes, or just hold his hands when he gets a shot of any type

- Xisuma can’t breath overworld air for more then a couple minutes before dying. It’s lead to some painful death loops in the past

- X talks with his hands. Not a lot, but just a couple little gestures to show that he’s actually paying attention to the words he’s saying

- In order to achieve his new dark look to match with his changing bone-like armour, Xisuma asked if he could borrow Zedaph’s Death cloak

- Xisuma has a big drawer filled with items he's had to confiscate off the hermits. When the drawer gets full that's when they start a new season

- Xisuma loves to guitar to release anger or stress

- They have tattoos on their body which no one ever sees

- Xisuma uses a cannula under his mask

- xisuma has to check up on the redstoners to make sure they arent dead

- xisuma programmed software for his helmet that allows him to have basic communication with peaceful mobs

- keralis calls xisuma shashwami because they went to a sushi restaurant one time and they both horribly mispronounced one of the dishes, but x did it worse

- Will randomly just stop talking mid sentance because his helmet glitched

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Martyn headcanons

- martyn changes form in different series to fit the theme!

- He has a hour glass tattoo on the back of his neck however it was not by choice but forced upon him

- Martyn hates sleeping on the life series and usually ends up passing out or someone forces him to sleep

- Has a dog plushie which he dresses like ren so he doesn't forget him

- martyn knows many languages since he loves to learn new things and have friends who are willing to teach them his language

- Martyn’s hair grows long fast and it usually isn't a problem with him able to cut it with scissors. however, in the life series he didn't have scissors and didn't want to risk using a sword so he pulled his hair back

- Martyn was transformed into a listener and usually helps Jimmy with his listener abilities

- Martyn is stubborn and clingy so if anyone hugged him, he would cling to them until he was ready to let go

- martyn grumbles every time someone brings up limited life to him, how it wasn't a proper season without the king

- Him and Ren have matching tattoos

- Martyn is a deep sleeper which always scared Ren in 3rd life since be assumed Martyn may had died while asleep

- the mean gills/coral kids can communicate with dolphin clicks

- Martyn has Mars earring and a red army banner earring

- Martyn is non-human but no one really knows what he is cause he constantly changed hybrid features

- Grian and Jimmy would random start chirping and martyn would

- understand despite not being taught bird language

- Martyn can just do... really weird things with his vocal cords. Mimic mob sounds, add acoustic effects to his voice, even mimic someone else's voice entirely.

Docm77 headcanons

- When Doc is mad, he huffs smoke from his nose/snout

- Doc has arthritis in his real hand but instead of just dealing with it, he invented a high-tech version of finger

- Doc somehow has never made a mess despite using redstone loads

- Doc is terrified of jellie, but he has gotten better then before

- When he is excited, he headbutts people with his horns

- Doc never buys things for people birthdays but make them things! Usually machinery but can be anything

- Doc got the pool noodle treatment on his horns so he'll stop headbutting the buttercups

- When he first met jellie, he threw her across the room on instinct! He ofcourse felt guilty and apolagized loads to scar

- The hivemind added loads of random, cool but unnecessary things to his prosthetics,, they want to add more

- Doc and Zedaph love to headbutt but they always end up stuck! Or they have concussions,,

- Is a big germaphobe and is constantly clean and washing his hands

- Doc adores ballet. He hides it, and only Xisuma and False know about it

- Docs fur/coat is super well looked after and he is really proud of it

- He purrs like a cat and he hates it (the hermits love it)

- Will never admit it but he is really protective of the hermits

Cleo headcanons

- Cleo is a zombie, so sometimes her limbs fall off and she just... goes on without them until she needs them again. Joe has to make a finger delivery to her at least once a month because he finds them lying around

- Grian and joe helps sew her limbs on if she's not able to

- Cleo learnt how to sew and do armour stands by herself and finds pleasure in instructing hermits on how to do it

- All the girls love to meetup and Cleo loves to spill the tea

- Cleo uses special potions to keep herself from burning or she uses an umbrella if they run out

- When Bdubs owned the hair shop in s7, Cleo ended up going there a lot since she was to lazy to comb her hair every day

- Cleo has a teacher tone which all the hermits fear

- Is the go to person for sewing up clothes for the server

- In highschool, Cleo used to spread lies to watch the chaos unfold

- Every movie night cleo goes to, they always end up watching horrors or nightmare before christmas

- Cleo loves spooky season and specially making hermits costumes since she usually has creative freedom

- Not only can Cleo communicate with the undead, she also taught Joe a few words in it too