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I want to be linen but really I'm wool

Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

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Does anyone feel lazy for their birthday? Like not just lazy for the party or smth but like actually super lazy about the day itself??

The fact that I know who said each of these without even trying says something about me

Quotes

IDK why, but this just came to me

Quotes the characters have said that I could base a Imagine or something on (same thing as the Dialogue)

1.  “You should see what comes up when you type ‘death’ into a search engine.”

2.  “I am a doctor, so technically it wasn’t a lie.”

3.  “I got shot in the leg and I don’t get any cookies.”

4.  “I never have any normal fans.”

5.  “I totally saved your life. And I’m pretty certain it was caught on tape.”

6.   “Well, I think politics makes people distrustful. I think it makes them hate themselves. I think it tears families apart, and damages people.”

7.  “It’s always sad seeing someone’s life reduced to the things they had with them when they died. It’s just so clear they didn’t know how short their time would be.”

8.  “I’ve always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don’t know it at the time. I’d like to believe that’s true.”

9.  “When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn’t want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen.”

10. “Of the twenty self-described pickup artists in the area, there’s only one guy who encourages his students to dress like, uh, space cowboys.”

11. “How am I supposed to tell them I’m leaving when I don’t want to go?”

12. “ This is my favorite part. This is where you hang yourself with your own tongue. So, please keep talking.”

13. “ Sometimes a suicidal person, in the days leading up to the act, will just blur out ‘I love you’ to family. Sort of like a goodbye.”

14. “ Sometimes a suicidal person, in the days leading up to the act, will just blur out ‘I love you’ to family. Sort of like a goodbye.”

15. “Oh god, please tell me you don’t have a crush on a fictional character.” 

16. “Harming a person weaker than you doesn’t take any special ability.”

17. “It’s all conjecture, because there’s nothing deviant in this guy’s history. But if you wanted to do something bad, wouldn’t it be nice to have another version of you to blame it on?”

18. “It was once said that love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.”

19. “A policeman pulled over a man, and he said to him, 'Sir, your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?’ And that man replied, 'Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'”

20. “I don’t take kindly to being blown up. In fact, it kind of pisses me off.”

21. “Nobody remembers the victims, everybody remembers the killer. And that’s exactly what happens when an agent puts the story ahead of the case.”

22. “I think, deep down, we’re all capable of unspeakable things. Where it starts or what you call it, I don’t know.”

23. “She’s a vindictive narcissist whose entire self-image is wrapped up in being the perfect mother.”

24. “You were just responding to what you learned, Vincent. When you grow up in an environment like that, an extremely abusive and violent household… it’s not surprising that some people grow up to become killers.”

25. “He…he kept growing despite his disease. The last time I laid beside him he was almost as long as me. He was ready to go, but I was unready to say goodbye. Begged him to open his eyes. Well, the cruelest part was that I could see who he would be at twenty, but I knew he would never get there.”

i'm the first one.

I'm watching Law School and I swear if I decided to be a lawyer because of this, I'm gonna hurl myself out a window😃

SPOILER

the way i took so long to watch Dan's funeral and everyone trying to deal with it because i have to pause so many times just to compose myself

I get the same "in-a-relationship-but-also-not" vibe from Joon Hwi and Sol A that I got from Chayenzo

I'm seeing a pattern here😃

Reblogging to save a life

Writing Websites

1. a website with a list of superpowers and what they are

2. a website that generates random au ideas

3. a website that generates names, basic info and futures in a bunch of languages

4. a website that checks your grammar

5. website that lists types of execution in the states

6. a website with info on death certificates

7. a website with info on the four manners of death

8. a website with info on the black plague

9. website with information on depression

10. a website with info on the four types of suicide

11. website that lists famous quotes

12. website with different kinds of quotes

13. a website with info on food in every country

14. a website with a list of different colors

15. website with a list of medieval jobs

16. website with a list of fabrics

17. website with a list of flowers and pictures

18. website with a list of flowers and no pictures

19. website with a list of poisonous plants

20. website with a list of poisonous and non-poisonous plants

21. website with a list of things not to feed your animals

22. website with a list of poisons that can be used to kill people

23. website with info on the international date line

24. website with a list of food allergies

25. website with a list of climates

26. website with info on allergic reactions

27. website with info on fahrenheit and celsius 

28. website with info on color blindness

29. website with a list of medical equipment

30. website with a list of bugs

31. website with an alphabetic list of bugs and their scientific name

32. website with a list of eye colors

33. website (wikipedia sorry) with list of drinks

34. website with a list of religions

35. website with a list of different types of doctors and what they do

36. website (wikipedia again sorry) with a list of hair colors

37. website that generates fantasy names

38. website with a list of body language

39. website with a list of disabilities

40. website with an alphabetic list of disabilities