Where's The Lie

kang sol a really pulled a hannah montana

Me: school is going to start soon, i need to start focusing now

Also me: *downloads stardew valley*

I WISH THE WOMAN WHO ALWAYS GIVES ME 🦋🦋🦋 WHENEVER I SEE EVEN A PICTURE OF HER, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY❤

Joon-Hwi, Ji-Ho, Sol A, and Ye-Seul rushing to their class and Joon-Hwi and Sol A fighting on who goes first is everything to me

Brion: Gregor argued that Batman could beat Superman by outsmarting him

Superboy: that's stupid! Why would they ever fight?

Me, throwing a shoe at the TV playing Batman V Superman: yeah totally, you are so right no doubt about that

The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

FOR MY JACE GIRLIES OUT THERE!

The amount of double takes i did

I will never again question a single plot line I come up with...

I want to be linen but really I'm wool

Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

Pale snake prince 🐍👑 (sounds like Malfoy lol)

y’all: Keith was raised by two gay disasters

Me: Keith was raised by two gay disasters and a bi nerd