need to be fucked by a big rough scarred knight who holds my face down into a pillow and coos and growls about how soft i am and calls me ‘my lady’ or other such titles whilst he treats me so filthily i forget all of my court manners
post-corruption
mipha queen of yearn
young love, old wounds
you know why i love x reader. not just because its like shipping myself with my favorites, but its that yn says all the embarrassing/cutesy/daring/ect sorts of things i could never say in real life.
it’s already written for me, and it will happen
Tears of the kingdom short thingy but *SPOILERS* *SPOILEEEEERSSSSS*
the princess and her honorable knight, who she has to practically beg to let her suck him off because he’s convinced that his lady should NEVER have to stoop so low as to sink on her knees for him.
hopping on that latest animation meme trend for a nonexistent fandom (please follow my tiktok please please)
they make me sick
just like a silly little rant bc I feel gaslighted sometimes
I seriously hate how like there will be the most bbgist, jaw dropping, toe curling, making me scream without the s, making me giggle and kick my legs in bed as I watch the screen, making me think I'm having a fever because I get so excited to see them on screen character just to go on Tumblr and search up the character x reader to see like almost no posts and the two posts I don't even like because the reader is so y/n coded... Like it makes me so mad bro 😭
hating on x reader fics is genuinely like. so weird to me .wowww someone wants to imagine dating a fictional character. wow someone did the mortal sin of pretending their fav loves them.. boo fucking hoo people are dying