Latest Posts by lilfeckingoblin - Page 12

matthew going to a barber shop with a "mani, pedi, massage oh my" sign and a bloody mary & mimosas bar is so important to meeeeee

↳ JARED BEDNAR PREGAME SPEECH | COL v. DAL (ROUND 2) | 5.7.24

vinny skinny winny always finds a way

wpg@dal 2024.02.29

Garland trying to look intimidating during a scrum

Queen Vera, we love you, baby cat and ofc our Papa Big cat 😻

Not Bodie Boy and Gracie Girl

normal hockey tournament equipment… they really went fivehole

connor gets pushed around by the kings, likes it...?

Ngl that DM also gives major kris lusting after sid energy

kris is like haha no i’m not submissive. i just want to degrade the object of all my intense affections until i’ve peeled back all his perfect, protective layers and exposed his most vulnerable self, so he feels as seen and defenseless in my presence as i do in his when i put my hands on the tender, bloody heart of him. and then i’d pull him back together piece by beautiful piece until he’s whole again, but changed. my touch a brand he carries with him forever. haha, but casually of course.

Vampire Arturs agenda is REAL!!

Vicariously encouraged by this post from @contestingpoise

mood:

Dudes, just kiss already

i am going to say something so disrespectful

( x )

postgame interview | kings @ hurricanes | 01.15.24

Jared McCann for Most Polite Boy 2024

He’s just such a nice boy! Listens intently to his coach when he tenderly rests a hand on his shoulder and leans forward to whisper in his ear on the bench. Also he always kisses his goalies! What more could you ask for??

I honestly had such a hard time picking just one for the "first male victim of misogyny" category. I ended up going with mcdavo purely because of how the media is questioning his "biological clock." Like leave the tortured boy alone! But also side note isnt that such an alpha/beta/omega AU type thing for them to say!

YESSS I still cannot get over the conversation about Davo’s biological clock, or the fact that it keeps coming back up! For goodness’s sake, his hockey ovaries aren’t completely shriveled and useless yet. Media is completely hinged in the way they talk about him, I swear

Wait hang on let's not forget. Sidney Crosby and his pretty dick (and fat lips and ass) walked so today's fun himbos could run!

You’re not wrong anon. Sidney “first male victim of misogyny” Crosby paved the way for the pretty hockeys of today, though we still have a ways to go until we achieve true equality for the pretty boys

I absolutely love how 75% of the league had a crush on while growing up or currently has a huge crush for sid

They all had posters of Sid on their walls growing up and they all had their first homosexual urges looking at those posters, I’m 100000% sure of it

5-19-24 - SUI vs CAN

Damon & Nico ❤️

hi since no one posted this yet (x)

um… 😳

x

he’s so me lol

puppy tops that are in heat and can’t help but rut into you. puppy tops that whine and beg for you to let them cum inside. puppy tops that howl as they breed and knot you.

I love forced eye contact. PLEASE grab my chin and make me look at you. PLEASE call me a bad puppy for not looking at you when you told me to. o(>< )o