My… Dustin Wolf/jakub Dobeš Fic Is Underway And Im Rly Just Like Wow. Writing Fic For Yourself And

old teammate head bonks...

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

cole & savvy — canadiens embedded (long island, ottawa, and detroit)

05.22.24

I would LOVE an omegaverse baby sharks fic

Oh yay!!

I don’t have a ton of thoughts on it but some of them are…

Omega Mack is in preheat and keeps stealing Beta Wills clothes for his nest

Omega Will is being courted by his old BC teammates and it’s driving Omega Mack up a wall because Will doesn’t realize it

Alpha Mack growing up thinking he was going to be an Omega (and same with Omega Will but opposite) and then having to deal with that fallout

And can’t go wrong with “oh no I’m suddenly in heat and need you to help me through it”

he’s so me lol

from here

LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

Draisaitl: 😃😃😃

Millsy:🗣️🗣️🗣️

Draisaitl: 🤬

i would love for millsy to have been mic’d up for this I need to know what was said for his face to just fall like that

canes fans: am I allowed to simp for Rod Brind’amour? I know nothing abt him. but i found this photo on twitter