somebody save cale oh my god
what is he even doing at this point
boston bruins @ florida panthers game 5 | 5.14.24
Wait hang on let's not forget. Sidney Crosby and his pretty dick (and fat lips and ass) walked so today's fun himbos could run!
You’re not wrong anon. Sidney “first male victim of misogyny” Crosby paved the way for the pretty hockeys of today, though we still have a ways to go until we achieve true equality for the pretty boys
marat "tongue out" khusnutdinov
lululemon boy pt.2
Nhl werewolf or any shifter au
goalies are almost always cat shifters
players are usually canines. but like. 60/40
scent blockers are provided to everyone always forever. hockey stinks.
neck guards are much more prevalent
mouth guards are required to be worn, the whole time. STOP BITING PEOPLE.
5'4" Nathan Gerbe vs. 6'4" Travis Sanheim
↳ MAT BARZAL ON WHAT MARTIN & CLUTTERBUCK MEAN TO HIM | CLEAN OUT DAY | 5.3.24
—Trevor Zegras + Cole Caufield, IIHF World Championship, May 11, 2024
"Jesus Christ," Sid grits out, and it's the first thing he's said out loud since the final buzzer sounded out. "Bryan Rust," Rusty answers with a laugh, the heat of his breath making Sid's dick twitch in Ricky's hold. Rusty grins wide at that reaction, eyes sparkling in the light of the room. "Don't encourage him," Ricky scolds, but he sounds so fond and so happy that Rust only acknowledges him with a little nip to one of his fingers before he gets back to mouthing at Sid's dick between them.
sid's lineys help him celebrate breaking gretzky's ppg season record. as you do.
deeply inspired by the best gif in the world