Suffering From Hunk Deficiency, Refer Me To Artists And Profiles That Draw Hunks, And Im Not Closed Off

When my keyboard teacher threw a surprise test, he made us play in front of everyone, one by one. i never practised ( i only play the keyboard because i already have for two years and i cant let go of things easily). I ended up laughing when i had to go back to the biginer book, and i ran out after my hands were shaking so hard i couldnt play the first. fucking. exercise. By this point

( because my anxiety response is trying to please the crowd) I was gigling and laughing like a maniac. Then I broke down and started crying. This is made worse by the fact that my brain went through every chain of effect, reason, response, fuck yourself by the time I had cycled home. Well.... what the fuck do I do now.

:( lonely me, me want hunk now pls

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

same with cleaning the sink

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

waaaaaaa

You can only reblog this today.

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

Yeah this is a common and painful misconception

is this satire? b/c if not im storming the capital my myself.