Yes. Just Yes

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

FUCKING BLOOD FUNGUS

I was eating sugarcane and i saw red spots an i knew it was fungus but just for a second i freaked out because i thought it was blood. It is completely eldritch that there is a fungus that looks, acts and feels exactly likle blood.

Yeah this is a common and painful misconception

shopkeeper, scared for my life : if you buy these, untold harm will come upon you, curses will plague your life, your loved ones will die.

Me, worried for his life: Yes I understand how compulsive buying works too.

what am i doing

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

shrimphony