Hey Ive Been On Visdurbel Recently (if You Know You Know), And Ive Seen A Lot If Black Shunks Swirling,

shrimphony

Why is country music so edgy, it’s like farm emo.

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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

negative interpretation : drink bad!

positive interpretation: eating 17 donuts is a healthy choice.

damn, we have summon the biblical diff

so you’re telling me pope francis died after meeting jd vance… starting a rumour that jd vance is the antichrist

executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.

biege, ochre, and everything mediocre

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'