Remember: It Is ALWAYS Morally Correct To Wear Shorts That Are Way Too Small. It Is Your Right To Have

CW! Smut

Deciding to try something new...

Imagine what it would be like in a poly relationship with the Matsuno brothers. You have way more experience then any of them and have been in relationships before so it wasn't that weird to you. They were so desperate to have a girlfriend and you just couldn't pick one of them so you picked all of them.

Osomatsu was definitely the one that suggested it. He said it jokingly once and the others laughed it off but it left you thinking. You later ask him if he was serious about it and he laughs it off until he sees the serious look on your face.

You decide then and there that you need to talk to the brothers. You sit them down at their table and explain the situation. Osomatsu, Karamatsu, and Jyushimatsu were immediately on board. It took the other three some coaxing but after explaining some more of the details and talking it all out everyone agrees to it.

The boys are ecstatic because they finally got themselves a girlfriend. You have a schedule set for one day dedicated to each of them each week and one day to yourself or for being with all of them.

Now, when it comes to sex they're all total virgins so you're gonna have to lead the way. They all really wanted to lose their virginity but you couldn't pick who would lose it first so they decided on a competition to pick the order. Who could make you cum the most.

Like before they each got their own day with you during the week. They spent each day making you come with some combination of toys, tongues, and fingers. After the week was over the order was decided....

Lemme know if y'all want a part two 😚

In light of recent events I am posting this here

Bro needed his mommy to help him

The Independent

Elon Musk’s mother calls on critics to ‘stop being mean’ to him

Tesla and SpaceX CEO has overseen chaotic $44bn takeover of social media platform Twitter

😎🤙✨

Beach

La procrastinación no gano hoy, talvez mañana si, pero hoy no.

S

don't forget to buy daddy MANSCAPED™ for father's day!

Titties

Rail me? Sorry. Rail me? Sorry. Rail me? Sorry.

if you support abortion reblog this post, I want to find more cool people to follow

I dont care what size they are as long as theyre in my mouth

Reblog if you support the small titty femme committee (it’s for science)

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.