Just So Ppl Are Aware, I Firmly Believe Tumblr Is For Funny Little Gimmicks, Absurdist Memes, And Silly

‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’

first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me

second, I love the feeling of people liking me

third, I was ignored as a child

oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling

#help

I dont care what size they are as long as theyre in my mouth

Reblog if you support the small titty femme committee (it’s for science)

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Her red flags are big but so are her boobs :)

girls, gays, theys, etc

hey so i really hate to do this but i need some help getting alternative adhd meds since none of my doctors will listen to me and prescribe me anything that works. they’re $50 for one months supply and i’d really appreciate any help i can get covering the expense. here’s my p/ypal and my kofi. sorry i don’t have anything to offer except some art i’ve made. (reblogs are appreciated <3)

sharing is caring until kyle shares you with johnny, simon, and price and you end up limp, wet, and full of cum :(