People Who Shit On NASCAR And Say All They Do Is Turn Left Are The Most Annoying People Out There . Just

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[M4F][Instructional] You've been a bad girl

[Rubbing][Orgasm][Dominant][Voyeurism][Public][Masturbation][Submissive][British][Fingering][Orgasm-Control][Spanking]

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I keep imagining sub james crying cause reader is gone, Remus and Sirius are making fun of him calling him a baby then reader comes back and sees what happened and comforts him.. also mommy kink cause it’s clear James has one

James’ little sniffles and sobs are muffled slightly through his thick duvet. Sirius snickers at the sight of him, curled up in his bed, crying for you. For mommy.

“Shut up, you fucking baby,” he gripes, giggling as his words only serve James to cry harder. By this point, the poor boy’s entire body is quivering, his cheeks and the ends of his hair soaked in tears. Remus joins in on the teasing, crouching next to James and stroking his head.

“You think y/n will want you when you’re being this pathetic? You think anyone will?” James shakes his head.

“Kn-know she do-doesn’t.” Remus pinches his arm meanly. James yelps.

“Then stop crying, you stupid baby.”

Sirius cackles at Remus’ bullying.

You catch Remus’ very last statement as you push your way inside the room and both boys’ heads whip around.

“What have you said to him?” Neither of them oblige and answer you, staring at their feet. “If you’re not gonna answer me, fuck off, the pair of you.”

Remus and Sirius’ eyes widen.

“Out, now!” you repeat, already climbing into the bed with James. “If you’re doing this for my attention, it’s not going to work. You’re spiteful. Jamie is supposed to be able to trust you when he’s feeling like this.” They slink away defeatedly and James hiccups another sob that makes your heart splinter.

“Oh, baby,” You wrap your arms around him, “Mommy’s got you.” He works his way as far into your arms as he can physically get, pressing his face to your neck. “‘s alright, sweet boy. What’s got you so worked up, hm?”

“I-I missed you. Wa-was really sad!” You nod along, kissing his temple. “‘nd they said I w-was bein’ a baby and you would n-never want me ‘cause of it. Thought you were g-gonna leave.”

“You know that’s not true, don’t you, baby? I love you so much.” He’s still sobbing - the tears won’t slow. “Shh, honey. It’s alright, ‘ve got you.”

“Mommy,” he murmurs, shuffling down to bury his face in your tits.

“You want ‘em?” He nods, pushing his face into their soft curves. “Go on then, baby.” He needs no further encouragement, pulling them free from the confines of your top and bra and nuzzling his face between them. You kiss the top of his head, teasing his roots with your fingers and cooing. “Good boy. You’re so good, aren’t you?”

“‘m a g-good boy?” His voice is muffled by your skin and the vibrations

“The best.”

“Promise, mommy?” His tentative tone makes you ache; how could Sirius and Remus make him doubt you so much?

“Promise, honey.”

One of the Boys (the paddock bunny series)

Season 1

🇭🇺 Fastest Laps (Max Logan George, ft Charles & Lando) 🇳🇱 Lando's treat (Lando ft Charles & Max) 🇮🇹 Invasive questions (Lando & Oscar) 🇦🇿 Out in Q1 (Lando) 🇸🇬 Thank you Daniel (Max & Daniel) 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 🇧🇷 Triple Header (Pierresteban & Max ft Carlos Lando & Charles) 🇺🇸 Sin City (George & Lewis ft Max) 🇶🇦 What the hell is a Lestapstri (Max Charles & Oscar) 🏎 And with that, the 2024 season comes to an end (Whole grid) Epilogue (2025 rookies)

Season 2

Australia 🇦🇺

-> Ollie's no good very bad weekend -> Lando's pole -> Double the treat, double the trouble

China 🇨🇳

-> It's a marathon not a sprint -> Birthday boy -> The 50th McLaren 1-2 (+ a bunch of loosers)

Japan 🇯🇵

-> Poles and Streaks -> The Lion, the Birthday boy, and the Rookie (and a wardrobe)

Bahrain 🇧🇭

-> Anything you can do I can do better -> Blood, Slick and Tears

Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦

-> Oh Lando... -> History repeats (sort of) -> Kissing walls (bonus blurb)

Miami 🇺🇲

-> Friday night fever, Saturday nightmare

Audio Masterlist

Motorsports

Marvel

Hockeys

Fantasy/Medieval Themed

Boyfriend Experience

Cunnilingus I

Cunnilingus II

Mythology

German Audio Creators

Your Brother’s Australian Best Friend/Enemies to Lovers

British Audio Creators

Hate Sex

Southern Accents

More Southern Accents

Boston Accent

Swedish Accent

Degrading

You Wake Up You Boyfriend By Touching Yourself

German Accent Sleep Aids

James Bond Themed Audios

Coming out as Asexual

Bisexual Listener Audios

thank you soooo much love you!!! 💞💓

Kildare University Announcement

Hi! First, I want to thank everyone so much for reading! I genuinely was SO nervous when I made my first post because I love this story so much, and I really wanted to find a space for it! I never ever thought that I would have so many people reading it and telling me that they love it! I literally feel like crying when I see everyone's comments and reblogs. I never in a million years thought anything I made would be this well received. That being said, I have been thinking about this to myself (I have no friends😂) and:

I CAN NOT PICK AN ENDGAME....

This story is over halfway through, and I still cannot decide who the endgame is. I thought about doing a poll or just flipping a coin because I love them both so much, but I have made a decision.

From this point forward, when there is one update to KU, there will be two. Each boy will be getting their own endgame so that you can pick who is your favorite and get the ending that each boy was going to get! I genuinely can't pick, so I have decided that I will just put in the work to not have to 😂 I will be marking each chapter with whose endgame it contributes to, and I will be making them separate parts of the masterlist to help everyone keep track of the ending they are following!

This way, if you want one specific endgame, you can read that one. Or, if you want to read both, you can do that as well! There may be some posts in each separate part that are repeats, but each story will be almost completely unique unless it is a piece that is not boy specific!

Thank you so so so so so much for the support! It really means the world to me! I can't thank each and every single one of you enough for how happy you have made me!

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

tina tina tina such a random stepdad!james thought but thinking about him visiting you when you’re at college and all of your new friends just gush over him!!

they’re talking about how he’s such an amazing stepdad and how you’re so lucky bc they’re watching firsthand how sweetly he treats you and how he’s taking you out to cute little lunches and you’re coming back to your dorm all happy and giggly with some bag from an absurdly expensive store hanging from your hand.

but you’ve got a couple friends, though, who make some suggestive comments, kinda getting all over him, and it gets you all 😡😡😡. so when your daddy’s got you all to himself, he’s gotta remind his jealous little baby that she’s the only one for him (i mean, the pretty things he buys her and the cum he fills her up with should let her know as much but what’s he to do when his girl gets all cute and possessive 🙄).

please you’re literally so possessive of him!!! you get so jealous of all the comments your friends make but you just can’t say anything :((( so you let your anger fester until you see james again

you’re riding him, bouncing on his cock all pretty and breathless when you remember that your roommate said she’d “suck the soul out of him and milk him dry” (she dares steal your favourite juice?! how dare she!!) and suddenly there’s frustrated little tears brimming in your eyes. “your mine,” you whimper, digging your nails into his chest and moving your hips faster. “you’re mine. please, daddy, say you’re mine.”

oh and he knows where this is coming from. of course he does, he isn’t stupid enough to miss the way 5 random girls are always in your 2 person dorm, hoping to get a glimpse of him when he comes to pick you up for your daily lunches. how suddenly you’re getting invited to countless events, all in hopes that you’ll show up with him and one of those women will get their chance to get their claws on your stepdad.

he grabs your waist and flips you around, pushes into you fully until you can see the tiniest imprint of his tip under your stomach. “all yours, sweetheart. daddy’s all yours.”

you cling to him as he pounds into you nice and deep, your pussy wrapping so tightly around his cock that he can barely push out. every part of you wants him with you. and as he fills you up with his cum, you kiss him desperately, mumbling little “mine mine mine”s against his lips.

𝜗𝜚 bunny!reader's snowy christmas with bf!rafe

summary; rafe surprises you on christmas day, then bunny!reader surprises him with the best christmas present he could ask for ૮꒰ ྀི>⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა

c!w; mdni !! soft!dom!rafe, established relationship, mentions of a previous argument, use of the nicknames rafey, baby, and bunny obviously, making out, heavy petting, restraints (handcuffs), i guess you could say roleplay? (she wears bunny ears), 'unprotected' sex, p in v, dirty talk, rough sex, manhandling, size kink, slight breeding kink - they go at it like bunnies if you catch my drift loll.

notes; merry christmas to those who celebrate ! either way here's a little piece about our favourite girl and rafe enjoying christmas day tehe & sorry i didn't wanna make this too longgg !

you and rafe had gotten into a huge fight over some guys hitting on her at a kook christmas party, three days before christmas, this might've been the biggest one ever.

you'd been crying for three days, absolutely beside yourself. now here you were on christmas eve, alone and driving to a huge ski cabin that you and rafe had previously booked but you'd forgotten until yesterday when you got an email from airbnb.

the drive had been quiet and dull, not even your favourite music being able to cheer you up. it was late when you pulled up to the lodge, the area completely dark as the place was secluded, you pulled your pink suitcases from the car and dragged them through the snow and onto the porch. thank god the keys were where the owner said they'd been hidden, you didn't know what you'd do if you had to find a way to get into the warm lodge at 7 'oclock at night.

you swung the door open, instantly the smell of pine hit you and you walked in, locking the door behind you and breathing out deeply as you set your bags down. you beamed at the christmas tree sitting in the corner of the big cozy living room, it was bare but the thought counted, you made a mental note to give the place a good review so far.

you headed to the huge wooden staircase, sighing and wishing rafe was here to effortlessly carry your bags, and probably you, up them. it took you pulling with all your strength, the bags bumping up every step to finally have them there. you walked into the master bedroom smiling at the soft and absolutely massive bed in front of you before frowning, remembering you would be sleeping alone on this trip.

you took a while to unpack, seeing as no one else was here you thought you might as well just do what you want and relax. it was nearing midnight when you were sat at the vanity in the corner, doing your skincare before bed. finally you cozied into the huge bed, laying dead middle of it. it felt wrong. completely bare, especially as you lay there in a little cami and pink victoria secret pants still adorning your legs when they'd normally be off if rafe had any say in it.

eventually, you drifted off to sleep, a frown situated on your face.

you thought you were imagining things when you heard jingling coming from downstairs, half awake with your eyes still closed a million thoughts ran through your head. you sat up quickly, realising there in fact had to be someone downstairs, the sound was real. what the hell?

you pulled rafe's grey college hoodie over your head before sneaking carefully downstairs, praying that someone hadn't decided to rob the place for christmas, that was the last thing you needed. when you finally turned the corner and the living room came into better view, your mouth fell ajar at the sight in front of you.

"rafe..?" you squeaked, still not knowing if you were dreaming or not. the dirty blonde turned around from facing the christmas tree, it now covered in pink, white and silver ornaments, your ornaments.

his lips tightened into a warm smile, "hey baby... sorry, i hope i didn't wake you up too early" he cooed, your heart panged in your chest, his tone so warm and inviting. but you wanted answers.

you stepped off the bottom of the stairs, "what're you doing here?? how did you even get in?" you said, brow furrowed as your tried to comprehend the fact that your boyfriend, whom you were not even talking to with, was standing right in front of you.

he sighed, putting ornaments down from in his hands and walked towards you. he grabbed your hands softly and massaged them in his, "'m so sorry bunny. i never should've shouted at you the way i did, its not your fault every guy turns his head and tries something with you. i should be honoured to have a gorgeous girlfriend, not angry." he confessed, his brow furrowing in shame as he spoke. "i realised late last night and saw the reminder on our airbnb account so i rushed here early this morning, i couldn't ruin christmas for you baby."

you were speechless. your lips formed into a thin line as you stared at him in silence for a moment, he couldn't even look you in the eyes he was so ashamed. you drove into him, your arms wrapping tightly around his waist, "i never wanna fight like that again rafe... i missed you so so much." you mumbled into his chest. he wrapped his arms around you too and kissed the top of your head.

"i know. 'm sorry you had to sleep alone here last night baby, i was gettin' all this ready" he softly replied, stroking your head as you rested it on his chest. "i hated it. and the bed is sooo big, i'm never doing that again" you huffed, pulling your face away from him now.

he looked down into your eyes with a sneaky grin, "really? hm. i wanna see"

you pulled him by the hand as the two of you walked upstairs and into the bedroom, your stuff kind of everywhere, contrasting the cozy rustic setting. he was smirking even more now as the two of you gazed on the huge soft bed, "see, it was so weird not having you next to me." you pointed out. rafe slowly nodded, scanning the clutter of your things across the room when his eyes landed on a little white christmas present tied up with a red bow.

"oh... that um, that's for you" you remarked, walking over to grab it with flushed cheeks. rafe beamed at you and sat on the bed, "you're blushing quite a lot baby, is this a present for me... or us.?"

you shrugged sheepishly, handing the box to him, he just chuckled a little before pulling the bow off and opening it. underneath the tissue paper, there sat a fluffy and white lace lingerie set, with bunny ears and fluffy handcuffs too with a little note on top that said "since you always say i'm your bunny, i'm your snow bunny today baby <3"

his lips parted has he stared down at the gift, note in hand, completely stunned. rafe had no idea that you'd be into something like handcuffs, but ever since you'd gotten comfortable, him being your first time and all, he seemed to be discovering a lot about you sexually. this was the second most shocking thing, the first being that you recently seemed to always want to have sex with him. he called you bunny affectionately for the longest time but had no idea how accurate he was when it came down to joking to topper and kelce about you two always 'going at it like bunnies'.

"oh jesus bunny this is..." he breathed deeply, shaking his head, "this is... wow." he looked up at you with wild eyes, an ecstatic grin planted on his face now. you fiddled with your fingers behind your back nervously, smiling back at him, you were so glad he loved his gift.

you managed to squeak out, "wanna try out your gift now..? or-" he jumped up and scooped your face with his big hands, planting a deep heated kiss on your lips before pulling apart, "yes now. the other gifts can wait."

heat radiated from your cheeks, you could feel it pooling in your tummy too as you grabbed the lingerie from the box, "okay rafey" you chirped, heading into the ensuite bathroom.

you swung the bathroom door open, smiling from ear to ear with the bunny ears perfectly perched on your head.

"oh bunny." rafe practically moaned, he was beside himself, his cock completely rock hard from the note and gift itself, seeing it on you now could nearly make him cum his pants.

you walked over to him, swaying your lips a little before planting your paws on his knees. he swallowed heavily, almost shaking in excitement. you'd never seen him so hard before, you could feel the hot spit pooling in your mouth, threatening to drool all over his pants. you palmed him slowly, making sure to tease at his swollen tip.

he grabbed your waist hungrily, "i'm so glad this cabin is so secluded, because i'm about to make you scream my name baby." he rasped, his gaze raking over your figure before he grinned up at you, pulling you onto his lap and immediately connecting his lips to yours desperately.

you rutted against his thick bulge, slipping little moans between kisses as the friction added to the heat in your tummy and the wetness in between your legs.

rafe groaned loudly with his hands grip bruising on your hips. "bunny- fuck, you keep grinding on my dick like that and i'm gonna cum right here, right now." he admitted, all breathy. you pulled back with a smile, your face flushed from how turned on you are, nodding you just tugged at his shirt before sliding your hands under, feeling his toned chest.

he practically ripped the long sleeve off, wanting to be skin to skin with only the lacey, fluffy bralette in the way. rafe drove into your tits, they were spilling out of the top, making it easy for him to lick and suckle on your sensitive flesh even through the cups.

your hands trailed down to rafe's bulge, wanting it out from under all the fabric now. you yanked at the button and tore down the zipper, chewing at your bottom lip in anticipation.

your face was now mashed into the bed, eyes rolling back, rafe had discarded his clothes and your panties long ago. unfortunately he did rip the stringy fabric apart getting to your wet cunt but he mumbled the promise of a replacement, besides, you couldn't care less at this point.

he was nailing you from behind, your arms in cuffs behind your back that he was tugging on. deep hard strokes as his pelvis hit your ass, causing the flesh to bounce back, leaving an amused smirk on rafe's lips. "fuck- your pussy's clenching me so good, you love being manhandled hmm?" he rasped, still driving his cock into you as he spoke. you just responded with an incoherent satisfied mumble, completely fucked out already, rafe had been throwing you around the large plush bed and he didn't intend on stopping anytime soon.

"aww 's my bunny been fucked dumb? brain not working from this huge cock?" he teased before sliding his dick out, still throbbing and erect, he flipped you over with a grin and watched as you instinctively let your legs fall open for him. your pussy was sopping with your juices, and a previous creampie rafe had released into you before going right back to driving his cock into you.

he grabbed one of your legs and threw it up against his shoulder, your knees so weak it hung loosely over. rafe began dragging his huge leaking cock over your folds, making sure to get to your weeping hole and push only his fat tip in for a second before pulling out and toying with your clit again. "mmm, rafey..." you groaned in frustration, all you could think of, all you wanted, was him continuing to jackhammer you into the bed.

when you least expected it, he finally obliged, gripping roughly on a hip with one hand and a thigh with another. "god bunny, 'm g'na fill this pretty pussy with my cum again," he strained, "'g'na be so full up, your brain's never g'na recover."

you drew out a moan, as he picked up his pace, plowing into you, the bunny ears still on your head bouncing with his thrusts. he placed a hand on your tummy where you could spot a large bulge poking earlier, pressing down and your eyes rolled back when he began toying with your clit too.

the plap-plap-plap of his thrusts beginning to grow sloppy as you were reaching your peak made your head spin. "ray! ... g'na cum-" you squeaked out just a second before your cunt clenched around him, milking him into spilling into your begging pussy, groaning gutturally.

rafe buckles on top of you, too fucked out to jam his leaking cum back inside you, "you're so perfect" he mumbled into the crook of your neck. both your sweaty bodies clung together in the sheets until rafe slowly lifted himself up, sliding out of you finally.

he ran a hand through his greasy bangs with a dopey grin, "c'mon bunny, gotta clean ourselves up now" he cooed, gesturing towards the large ensuite as he looked at the sticky mess between your thighs.

you smiled up at him, taking the bunny ears off, knowing he was gonna have you on your knees in a minute while the water rushed over the both of you.

೯ ⁺ 𖥻 no more paradise on earth . ᰋ

Social media au / Some written parts !

summary: Reader was a Kook as a child, always hanging around Sarah and Rafe, becoming best friends with them really quickly, in part because her parents were the richest family on the island. Due the sudden death of her parents, the Camerons got custody of her. But while living with them she discovered things that maybe she wasn’t meant to know, especially the truth about her parents death and the disappearance of Big John Routledge.

pairing: Rafe Cameron x Ex Kook! Pogue!Reader

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@ sarahcam body so tea the british are coming

⤿ still not forgiven for ditching us

@ rafecameron i don’t see my photo credits

⤿ you don’t deserve any

@ notkelce ok so you basically betrayed me and went to the country club without me, ok its fine im fine..

⤿ sorry kel.. 😓

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