James “fuck It” Potter

James “fuck it” Potter

Sirius “fuck me” Black

Remus “fuck off” Lupin

Peter “oh fuck” Pettigrew

Lily “fuck this” Evans

Marlene “fuuuuccck” McKinnon

Mary “fuck you” Macdonald

Dorcas “fuck my life” Meadows

Regulus “fuck everything” Black

Evan “well fuck” Rosier

Barty “for fucks sake” Crouch Jr.

Frank “fuck fuck fuck” Longbottom

Alice “what the fuck” Prewett

More Posts from Lilahrosee and Others

4 months ago

let me start off by apologizing by being so late, on another note…this is so teeth rotting cute my brain is exploding from all this sweetness. I love sassy Lila and everyone teaming up against JJ has me rolling, plus Lila knowing her rights to a lawler it’s just extremely funny! Great work my love xx.

Kildare Elementary: Part Three

Synopsis: 7 years ago, you and your best friend got drunk at a party and you ended up having a baby. You guys gave your relationship a shot, but he has always been in love with someone else. So, you guys remained friends after your daughter was born and you moved to the next town over. Now, there's an opening at the school all of your friends work at, and you are itching to take it. Perfect, right? Well, it would be if your classroom didn't somehow get moved next to your childhood crush and you can't tell if he is flirting with you or just really bad with technology. Inspired by Abbott Elementary and @zyafics HB:L!

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader/Past!JJ Maybank x Reader

Masterlist

Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three
Kildare Elementary: Part Three

Taglist:

@onelonelybitch @k-k0129 @callsign-mirage @akobx @lilahrosee @jaydaaasworld @mileyraes @ethanthequeefqueen @pogueprincesa @davinashifts333 @daysis-stuff @leather-n-velvet @dearluuna @naylanae-0308 @vviolets444rroses @hadids-world @athenalovesgoodies @venic-bxtch @justdamnpeachy @my-name-is-baby @marleymarleymarleymarley @linasdiaries @sage-burrow @pastryboyyy @sunflouer04 @inthelibrarybtw @aesthetic-lyss @acidfeens @jun1p3rlol @beebeerockknot @voidangxls @sweetlike-sugarplum @thewackywriter @icon8 @maeverae006 @rafegetinmybed @evelynffics @popcorntales

3 months ago

Lila, girl- yk what HELL YEA. I mean it’s for a friend it’s totally valid. I love that she’s coming to her new school with her favorite people. That’s that but Barry giving them an ATV has me dying. THE FLOWERS WHAT…this was so all over the place but I just loved this chapter smm. Love ya ! 💞💓

Kildare Elementary: Part Five

Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five

Synopsis: 7 years ago, you and your best friend got drunk at a party and you ended up having a baby. You guys gave your relationship a shot, but he has always been in love with someone else. So, you guys remained friends after your daughter was born and you moved to the next town over. Now, there's an opening at the school all of your friends work at, and you are itching to take it. Perfect, right? Well, it would be if your classroom didn't somehow get moved next to your childhood crush and you can't tell if he is flirting with you or just really bad with technology. Inspired by Abbott Elementary and @zyafics HB:L!

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader/Past!JJ Maybank x Reader

Masterlist

Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five
Kildare Elementary: Part Five

Taglist:

@onelonelybitch @k-k0129 @callsign-mirage @akobx @lilahrosee @jaydaaasworld @mileyraes @ethanthequeefqueen @pogueprincesa @davinashifts333 @daysis-stuff @leather-n-velvet @dearluuna @naylanae-0308 @vviolets444rroses @hadids-world @athenalovesgoodies @venic-bxtch @justdamnpeachy @my-name-is-baby @marleymarleymarleymarley @linasdiaries @sage-burrow @pastryboyyy @sunflouer04 @inthelibrarybtw @aesthetic-lyss @acidfeens @jun1p3rlol @beebeerockknot @voidangxls @sweetlike-sugarplum @thewackywriter @icon8 @maeverae006 @masongetinmybed @evelynffics @popcorntales @iraslore @sluterainterlude @sabrina-carpenter-stan-account @ijustwanttoreadlols @lcversvoid @imsiriuslyreal @drewwhor

11 months ago
I NEED Armando Fics Ever Since I Watched Bad Boys 3 In 2020 Ive Wanted This Man But There’s Barely
I NEED Armando Fics Ever Since I Watched Bad Boys 3 In 2020 Ive Wanted This Man But There’s Barely
I NEED Armando Fics Ever Since I Watched Bad Boys 3 In 2020 Ive Wanted This Man But There’s Barely
I NEED Armando Fics Ever Since I Watched Bad Boys 3 In 2020 Ive Wanted This Man But There’s Barely

i NEED armando fics ever since i watched bad boys 3 in 2020 ive wanted this man but there’s barely anything out and since bad boys ride or die came out this man…

if i wrote for him would any of yall read he’s just too fine not to write for

1 month ago

lewis is fuming oh my lawd

2 years ago

I keep imagining sub james crying cause reader is gone, Remus and Sirius are making fun of him calling him a baby then reader comes back and sees what happened and comforts him.. also mommy kink cause it’s clear James has one

James’ little sniffles and sobs are muffled slightly through his thick duvet. Sirius snickers at the sight of him, curled up in his bed, crying for you. For mommy.

“Shut up, you fucking baby,” he gripes, giggling as his words only serve James to cry harder. By this point, the poor boy’s entire body is quivering, his cheeks and the ends of his hair soaked in tears. Remus joins in on the teasing, crouching next to James and stroking his head.

“You think y/n will want you when you’re being this pathetic? You think anyone will?” James shakes his head.

“Kn-know she do-doesn’t.” Remus pinches his arm meanly. James yelps.

“Then stop crying, you stupid baby.”

Sirius cackles at Remus’ bullying.

You catch Remus’ very last statement as you push your way inside the room and both boys’ heads whip around.

“What have you said to him?” Neither of them oblige and answer you, staring at their feet. “If you’re not gonna answer me, fuck off, the pair of you.”

Remus and Sirius’ eyes widen.

“Out, now!” you repeat, already climbing into the bed with James. “If you’re doing this for my attention, it’s not going to work. You’re spiteful. Jamie is supposed to be able to trust you when he’s feeling like this.” They slink away defeatedly and James hiccups another sob that makes your heart splinter.

“Oh, baby,” You wrap your arms around him, “Mommy’s got you.” He works his way as far into your arms as he can physically get, pressing his face to your neck. “‘s alright, sweet boy. What’s got you so worked up, hm?”

“I-I missed you. Wa-was really sad!” You nod along, kissing his temple. “‘nd they said I w-was bein’ a baby and you would n-never want me ‘cause of it. Thought you were g-gonna leave.”

“You know that’s not true, don’t you, baby? I love you so much.” He’s still sobbing - the tears won’t slow. “Shh, honey. It’s alright, ‘ve got you.”

“Mommy,” he murmurs, shuffling down to bury his face in your tits.

“You want ‘em?” He nods, pushing his face into their soft curves. “Go on then, baby.” He needs no further encouragement, pulling them free from the confines of your top and bra and nuzzling his face between them. You kiss the top of his head, teasing his roots with your fingers and cooing. “Good boy. You’re so good, aren’t you?”

“‘m a g-good boy?” His voice is muffled by your skin and the vibrations

“The best.”

“Promise, mommy?” His tentative tone makes you ache; how could Sirius and Remus make him doubt you so much?

“Promise, honey.”

4 months ago

Love on the Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction

Summary: As an internet personality, you are used to fans coming up with some crazy things in your comments. Weird shipping rumors, fake meet ups, things like that. You've been "dead" online at least twice. So, when your fans are bound and determined to have you compete on season 3 of Love on the Island, you thought they were just joking. Until they got it to trend for four days straight. You applied as a joke to post online to tell them that you were listening, putting down the least descriptive answers you could. As fate would have it, you are immediately cast on the show. Now, your worst nightmare is coming true as you are now being paired up in a couple and you are in the running to win. Okay, and maybe you have a crush on one of your fellow islanders, but you would never admit that.

Pairing: JJ Maybank x Reader/ Grumpy x Sunshine

AN: As I wrap up TTDS, I have been trying to figure out what story to do next for poor JJ who I have somehow placed in the most angsty situations possible in my other works. My boy needs to embrace the little ball of sunshine that he is, so this work was born... I hope you like it! This is obviously Love Island inspired, but it's not following the same structure just that they are in couples finding love on an island......

Masterlist

Love On The Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction
Love On The Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction
Love On The Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction
Love On The Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction
Love On The Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction
Love On The Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction
Love On The Island (JJ Maybank SMAU): Introduction

Taglist (currently open):

@onelonelybitch @maybejj

6 months ago

thank you chase for feeding us!!

10 months ago

good one, that'll make oscar's first win feel great i'm sure

8 months ago

i think part of the gut punch about daniel leaving is the combination of him giving so much of himself to the sport and fans (through dts and being so open etc) and getting so little back from it (not even getting the decency or grace of an announcement prior to his last race so he could do doughnuts or celebrate, instead we got him crying in an interview as he was ruthlessly ribbed about it for headlines and him being unable to say goodbye to and get a genuine appreciation & send off from fans). anyway, fuck red bull for that 👍

I get that Formula 1 is a competition. I get that business can be cruel. But, in the words of Susie Wolff:

I Think Part Of The Gut Punch About Daniel Leaving Is The Combination Of Him Giving So Much Of Himself

It seems like some (cough) teams have forgotten what it means to have empathy and compassion lately. Because there is, in fact, a way to move on from drivers without seeming callous and ungrateful … if teams would actually care enough to use it.

5 months ago

YESSS!! I’ve been waiting for this one. Love the fact that Rafe just goes along with anything and Pope 😭 love him sm. So so so awesome baby!! 💜

Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)

Endings Announcement

Synopsis: A Social Media AU in which you find yourself at Kildare University along with your friends. Starting over at a new school shouldn't be difficult. Well, except for the fact that your ex-boyfriend is the quarterback, and you are the drum major. Add in a little bit of drama, a lot of friendship, an ex who can't seem to let you go, and a best friend who has been in love with you since you were kids and well? Welcome to KU!

Pairings: Past!Rafe x Reader, JJ x Reader, Rafe x Reader

Masterlist

Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)
Kildare University- Senior Year: 3 (Rafe)

Taglist:

@akobx @onelonelybitch @the-universe-and-karma @beeskisses @frankoceanluvr11 @ivy-34 @rafecameronsloverrrrr @k-k0129 @asyouwish-fromcabin3 @xoxo-ada @aariahnaa @strawberryforks @urbrunettebombshell @whatisoutside @spenceatiny18 @animalistic0 @modern-mermaid @angelicameron @littlefreak-liz

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