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emoji spell to stop donald trump from being president 

honestly there were no emojis that looked like him except the poop one so here you go

likes charge it and reblogs cast it 

I VOTED WOOP

I VOTED AND I'VE BEEN EXCITED TO VOTE FOR LITERALLY YEARS!!!!! I VOTED DID THE FIRST TIME AND IT'S SO EXCITING I'M V HAPPY!!!!

sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

why afraid

AHHHHHH????!!!!?!?!?!?!?

NOW IT'S LIKE A FULL BLOWN CRUSH???? I'M DYING? ??? SHE'S SO CUTE? ??? I DREW HER? ????? NOT IN A CREEPY WAY IN A I CAN'T GET HER OFF MY BRAIN WAY? ??

Ehhh?

Do you ever just wanna cry because the cutest greatest girl, the first you've had crush in life, is straight? ;-;

((Happy Birthday!!! You're such a great friend and an amazing cosplayer ❤❤❤ I hope you have an amazing day!!!))

((Thanks! Lol I have a math test next period and I'm sooooo excited about that but after school is gonna be fun!!!))

BIRTHDAY!

IT'S MY??! BIRTHDAY?! IMPORTANT ONE?! 18?! I'M AN ADULT? SORT OF? !!!!!

Inktober Day One (A bit late): Fast and Seasonal Witch. I'm combining two different prompts. Last night was homecoming so I didn't get to finish it yesterday.

BIRTHDAY TOMORROW

TOMORROW? BIRTHDAY? IMPORTANT ONE! TOMORROW! SLIGHTLY TERRIFIED? BUT STILL, TOMORROW! ADULTHOOD??????? PLEASE SPARE ME???

Inktober 2016

Its that time of the year again! I’ll be compiling helpful stuff here for everyone. 

First off! The guidelines from @mrjakeparker​

And some art prompts! This year we’ve got official art prompt from Mr. Jake Parker! How cool is that? 

Additional Art Prompts I found here. You can search for more here in Tumblr using “Inktober Prompts” as the tag.

And some helpful stuff to those who will use watercolors and inks :D

Great List of Waterproof Pens To Ink With

For more info check the official page here

Happy inking!

Put the dumbest injury you’ve ever gotten in the tags

BIRTHDAY

DID I MENTION MY BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY? MY BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY. A VERY IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY. IT'S ON MONDAY. OCTOBER THIRD. MY BIRTHDAY. Just saying.

“Who is it? Who is it?”

My interpretation of the first half of the forth year finally.

“And he has a cat!”

My favorite moment at the end of year two tbh. This went so well I’m dying.

I’ve been really into Welcome to Night Vale lately and this is a product of that. Not my best, but I was trying a new style out.

I HAVE A PROBLEM

I KEEP DRAWING WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE! LIKE, THREE BIGGER THINGS ON MY IPAD, IDK HOW MUCH IN MY SKETCHBOOK AND I'M JUST !!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE THING SO MUCH!???! I'm gonna share stuff but not rn because I don't wasn't to.

Hell decided to break loose on my town and I don't want to do a tinychat with thunder.

I am casual guy, you are high feminine, let's walk around the mall dressed as these things with cool guy shades on and pretend we're cool for once.

So I took this http://www.celebritytypes.com/gender/test.php gender roles test and this was my result. Hehe.

So I took this http://www.celebritytypes.com/gender/test.php gender roles test and this was my result. Hehe.

In the au, Shiro is twelve and the big brother of the group. He was best friends with Pidge’s brother Matt. I haven’t decided his family life yet but I do know he becomes an authority figure among the kids. He isn’t an adult but he’s the closest of them to being one.

Shiro helps keep the peace because he knows a good deal about kids and is old enough to explain earth things to the adults. He carries Pidge around on his shoulders to keep them from wandering off and causing trouble, and is often the first one the kids go to when there’s mischief, whether they caused it or are hiding from it, for protection. They all consider him their big brother, latching onto him to different degrees.

Pidge knew him from before because he’d come over to hang out with they bother. Hunk sees him as the biggest and strongest around and therefore the safest person to be with. Lance sees him as someone else to get attention from and goes to him a lot for little things because Shiro always takes the time to listen to him. Keith never really had anyone but his mother and Shiro understands that, trying to help any way he can and giving him ‘jobs’ as he is the second oldest.

Here is Lance! So he’s the middle child of eight, or rather, he would be once the last two were born. Currently he has four older siblings and one younger. Because of the hectic nature of his house, he was always doing attention seeking behavior, doing things he knew would upset his mom so she would have to spend an extra moment with him, which carried over into his life at the castle. He loves his family deeply though, and the jacket he wears constantly belongs to his second oldest brother, who gave it to him the day he went off with the castle.

As the third oldest, a knowledgeable eight year old, he leads Hunk and Pidge on adventures around the castle, causing mischief. They call themselves the Squid Squad, mostly because Pidge decided they should. He doesn’t get along with the other eight year old, Keith, and pushes for a rivalry because Keith wants a lot of attention too, which Lance deems inexcusable.

My mental health has sucked the last few days and I have been constantly on the verge of an anxiety attack today and then I saw an acephobic post and I really feel hated and stuff I'm sorry for sucking guys.

So I drew Keith in the same au as the last post! I went with the theory of him being half Galra and half Altean, which is why his ears are the way they are. Pidge calls him Night Kitty.

He’s not an orphan at the beginning but his father was a spy and his mother is eventually killed because of it. Keith wasn’t killed too because he was in the castle with the others.

REBLOGGING HERE BECAUSE ONE OF YOU CAUSED THIS SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEE IT. I'M DRAWING THE CHILD AS A CHILD?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!

SO I HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO WATCH THE SHOW BUT HERE’S PIDGE AS A YOUNG CHILD! I’VE LOVED PIDGE SINCE I WAS YOUNG WATCHING VOLTRON FORCE! NOW HERE’S MODERN PIDGE AND I LOVE THEM? A LOT?! LOOK AT THE CHILD.

This is the map of Tiesia, a country with a mythology I am creating. It’s all in the works, but I’m pretty proud of this map so I wanted to share it.

Tiesia is a warm peninsula set in the Viesius Sea. It’s northern border is a nearly impassable mountain range, which has contained Tiesia to its peninsula, and kept it from fighting with its northern neighbor, for the most part.

The best way to travel back and forth between the two is the Kalnų Path, which then leads around the western edge of the country, connecting all of its cities. Western Tiesia is mostly forested, and is the more populated side of the country. The map doesn’t show most of the small towns that exist in the forest, but they all benefit from the Kalnų Path.

It’s capital is Sostinė, on the east side of the river Didelis which splits the country in half. Sostinė is one of the port cities of the country, the other being Kelias Miesto on the western shore, which is the nearest port city to their northern neighbor.

Eastern Tiesia has a large desert which covers the majority of the land, leaving most of the area empty of people. Tamsus Desert is stopped by the Tams River. There are small cities where the river meets the ocean, leaving the land more fertile. Eastern Tiesia does the majority of the farming, in the parts not taken up by the desert. There are also a lot of farms along the southern edge of the country.

In the south there is a large island called Sala. Sala is known for its amount of major temples, including the one where the oracle resides. The only major religious place that isn’t located on Sala is Magija’s main Tower which is located in the north east on the Kalnų Path, halfway between the first city on the path and the first port city, Kelias Miesto. Between Miestas Sventylos and Sostinė, all of the political power is in the south.

In the south there is land that Tiesia and its southern neighbor has fought over for hundreds of years, including islands to the south east, which generally consider themselves independent because of the constantly changing power over them.

So that’s a quick (or really long) over view of the terrain of a country I’ve been making up.

Look what I drew! I have loved this song forever and I wrote that one story about it and now I drew this. My hands are messy and it's almost 12:30 am but it's worth it!

I never liked the quiet before.

Art by @zeefthecreator

Please don’t repost.

That moment when you think you messed up but you didn’t so you throw your sword around.

Please don't send me chain mail stuff! Even when it's positive it, the whole chain mail thing has such a bad connotation because of the scary stuff that I have to delete them. It makes me low key anxious and I can't do it.