Klaus: Your Legs Look Really Good In Those Jeans

Klaus, taking Dave’s glasses and putting them on his face: Do I look nice with these on?

Dave: Klaus, love, I really wish I could say yes but I can’t fucking see.

Dave, to the other soldiers: I’ve only had Klaus for a day and a half-

Dave, pointing to Klaus: But if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this tent and then myself.

I know that people say that the siblings leave klaus out of the loop about stuff like murderous Swedish men out to kill them but I think we all forget that klaus literally decided not to mention the fact that he MET GOD to his siblings

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

me, sitting here trying to make it through The Haunting of Hill House (2018) like

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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

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Okay I know they never would but can you imagine if Netflix made like a full length movie for each of the hargreeves about their lives in between leaving home and season 1 I mean I would pay to see it.

And like fives life in the apocalypse? Just like a series of two hour long movies about each of them we would love to see it.