Introducing: Tumblr Users Being Smooth As Fuck

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DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night 

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

For the last season of American Idol, they should have all the former winners come back and compete against each other to decide who the all - time best is

imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

Jelly beans. Those are Jelly Beans.

People are obsessed with this youtube ad

friendly reminder not to support john mulaney lmao