I've Discovered The Worst Game In Human History. I Call It Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, Who Wants In

well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

Auto Mechanics Hilariously Recreate Renaissance Paintings

US-based photographer Freddy Fabris had always wanted to pay homage to the Renaissance masters with his photos in some way, but he wasn't sure how until he stumbled upon an auto-mechanic shop in the Midwest. This led to a brilliant series of portraits with auto mechanics reenacting famous Renaissance paintings.

Da Vinci’s Last Supper

Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam

Rembrandt’s Anatomy Lesson

The News will try their HARDEST to avoid admitting acts of racism.

Closed caption:

reporter: We’ll never know why he shot those people.

Killer: fam i just wanted to kill black people

Reporter: his motives and reasoning will always be unknown.

Killer: dang maybe she can’t…. BLACK PEOPLE I WANTED TO KILL PLACK PEOPLE

REPORTER: Maybe it was an attack on christianity

Killer: My only problem with God is that He made black people.

Reporter: let’s not jump to the conclusion that this was about race.

Killer: NEGROEEES……THE NIGLETSS…….AFRICAN AMERICANNS

Reporter: We Don’t know what that means

Killer :Dark Brown individuals from the African Diaspora

Reporter: but its not just a black issue

Killer: UPPP GIMME THE MIC. I’M RACIST

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?