Lander Elementary School-Mayfield Heights, Ohio

Never has a meme so accurately depicted my career as a marketer. Seriously, don’t go into marketing. The people you work for just suck the life out of you

This is my favourite interview strategy

Hey what was the name of Lilo’s big sister in Lilo and Stitch?

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

When life keeps bringing you down

Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post