I Almost Threw My Phone.

imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the project

SOMEONE DELETE THIS!

wow!!

oh my GOODNESS

villain: im going to kill everyone if you don’t stop me tbh. hero: if we kill this villain then we are just as bad as him me watching: just kill him omfg…..

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

Every time there is a fucking snail post on my dash I’m unfollowing who reblogged it and blocking the post

why is mario 64 a meme suddenly what did i miss

what happened to old youtubers you watched as a kid

good endings:

they’re still making the same content but with higher production values and they’re still enjoyable

they stopped making videos but successfully moved on to bigger and better things

bad endings:

they turned out to be really bigoted and are now pandering to the alt-right/center-right

they hardcore sold out and now they shill for like 12,000 separate products

neutral endings:

they’re still making the same content but it turns out they were never funny and you just had a bad sense of humor as a kid

they became a twitch streamer

they removed themselves from social media entirely and you find out after a bit of digging that they fucked off to the woods or some shit