I Love Student Housing. I’m In The Common Room Waiting For A Friend And There’s Some Dude Crying

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

#team checks themselves out in every reflective surface they walk by

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are

gumption

chutzpah

moxie

childlike wonder

the cut of my jib

and a certain je ne sais quoi

Lili and foos are looking out for my safety

if she didn’t explore neopia with these, she’s too young for you.

NAH, SON DEAD SENT THIS TO 39 OTHER PEOPLE 💀