Please Unmute

only on tumblr can someone with a human pet fetish give 19th century monarch style political hot takes

time to put up my halloween decorations *glues your selfies all over my house*

I literally cannot watch Harry Potter with my family bc I spend the whole time complaining about inconsistencies with the books

hey so? we all know like. antisemitic jokes arent funny right? joking abt the death of millions isnt “adult humor” or even “dark humor” its laughing at a group of people that were violently attacked and killed in large numbers of the fact that they were Jewish. like how does that not register with some of yoy guys you guys? “ahaha gas chamber joke lol its funny its not happening now and I wasnt in the holocaust lol”

worst things about ur sign

Aries:too cute

Taurus:hella cute wtf

Gemini:cute af

Cancer:goddamn u r cute

Leo:beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure

Virgo:so cute it hurts

Libra:stop the cute 2k15

Scorpio:look at how cute u r

Sagittarius:shit thats a lot of cute

Capricorn:omg cute

Aquarius:damn son u cute

Pisces:ur too cute. stop

being in college is just talking about how busy you are to people and having them say how busy they are back to you

the full spectrum of human reaction to mitski

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah.... yeah, that would be nice...