Anyways The Way Tumblr Treats The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Like It’s Cringe And Bad Just Because

why is it so small

worst things about ur sign

Aries:too cute

Taurus:hella cute wtf

Gemini:cute af

Cancer:goddamn u r cute

Leo:beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure

Virgo:so cute it hurts

Libra:stop the cute 2k15

Scorpio:look at how cute u r

Sagittarius:shit thats a lot of cute

Capricorn:omg cute

Aquarius:damn son u cute

Pisces:ur too cute. stop

College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5

getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don't have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling

getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

this “me, an intellectual” meme is the funniest thing

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic