Here’s Some Faerie Queens

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guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

this dude looks like what tommy wiseau thinks he looks like

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

Ewan McGregor attends the 75th annual Golden Globes

god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?

the defendant: i’m a scorpio

me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor 

Crush: *Talks to someone*

Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?