Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

Reblog this if you actually like my blog

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

Smash 5 Roster Leak

Inkling

Decidueye

Waddle Dee

Ninten

Mach Rider

Funky Kong

Nipple Mario

Gohan Blanco

The Quaker Oats Guy

Lucky Luciano

Shoot Gunner

Shaggy (Ultra Instinct)

Another goddamn Fire Emblem

Funky Kong

Papyrus

Spyro the Dragon

Tails

Elmer Fudd

Kirby 2

Seth Everman

Steven’s Universe (as a stage)

Funky Kong

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

he’s so brave and so fucking little toaster

I didn’t say a name but he just popped into your head, didn’t he?

The last picture is the face of fear.

I love when new followers are like