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can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

Parents Who Use Leashes 😑 (W/ Liam Mackay)

thatsthat24

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

Some are dark skinned

Some are light skinned

Some are big and some are small

Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

But no matter what

If you put them together

And blend them up

They taste pretty darn good

Chuck from the Buy More Tho

She started an apocalypse.. VIVA LA CASHIER FANDOM 😂✋

Omg

#ME AS I DELIBERATELY PROCRASTINATE BEFORE A DEADLINE

#Me right now

*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, there’d- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

(via Li4mricee)

i spent way too long on this dumb joke askdfj