Me, As My Laptop Fan Suddenly Becomes Louder: What Is It?? What Program?? Who Is Doing This To You????

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

meowth became evil because he put in a lot of effort to teach himself english and walk on 2 legs for a girl meowth that later rejected him BUT the girl meowth never showed interest in the first place or even gave him an indication that he should do those things he just did them on his own and then got pissed off when she still wasnt interested. in conclusion im pretty sure meowth is an incel 

i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

hope u get run over

Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

squirm

Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.

mark hamill has achieved peak comedy everyone else go home

oh man oh god oh man oh god

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Anime Opening (I’m so sorry)

all letters in my name are actually silent