Life Advice:

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

im takin back the word friendzone it mean at ya homie house!!!!

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

if millennials making fun of gen z becomes a meme i’m calling every one of you out for hypocrisy

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

bethesda: wolfenstein! where you kill nazis!

some asshole: umm why do i have to kill them though?? wouldn't it make me just as bad as they are??? ummm??? i don't need to kill them just because i disagree with them??? mmm bad game...

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

#Imagine

 walking in class the first day of school & you see this:

 … … and he says “I’m Justin Bieber, your new teacher.”