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he’s great at blending in

until you drag him

or reblog him

(maybe, depending on your layout)

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

gOurD

i wonder if u can teach a orangutan how to use a iPhone

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

We are proud to introduce the world’s first Bulbasaur-building simulator program: the Build-a-Saur. Now you can finally build your own Bulbasaur however you want. You can customize virtually everything: spots, teeths, toenails, eyeballs, eyebrows, nose holes, smiles, and bulbs. 

We apologize for NO ear customization and NO legs customization. We look forward to adding these features in future updates.

To help you get inspired, we here at Build-a-Saur Bulbaquarters have developed a brand-new Bulbasaur: Bulbabilly, king of the bog. He loves eating bugs and dipping his beard softly into the swamp. He has three teeth, all of which he made himself, and his favorite song is something played on a banjo, probably.

What kind of Bulbasaur can you build?

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

not to be all “tw*light did nothing wrong” but misogyny honest to god killed the hunger games

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

You: Dude, cheer up Me, an intellectual: Young man, there’s no need to feel down