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Innovation

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

From a Christian stand, would it be fair to consider Nationalism the worship of a false idol?

Krita and Blender both get my recommendations.