I’m Drunk At Waffle House And All I Ordered Was Toast And When The Waitress Said “all You Want Is

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

Omg I can’t stop laughing

[at disneyland, on the teacup ride]

tony and t'challa: *spinning a little and talking*

peter and shuri: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

Why did you become an artist?

ive always hated making money and being taken seriously

It’s officially spooky season p.2

remember when paul, sebastian, anthony and chris were on jimmy kimmel and jimmy was like “wait, what do u mean there was a lot of lube?” and seb goes “well i mean i gotta get in there…right.” and then the four of them just

and summed themselves up perfectly? seb’s just instant regret, chris is like “seb that’s gonna be on the internet forever”, mackie’s like ayyyy that’s my boy right there, and paul is questioning how he ended up with these people 

it’s him

it’s the theater thug