Roses Are Red,i’m Wearing Jeans,

when I tell u I LOST IT

which do u think would win in a fight??? discuss

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

How I flirt: *stares from distance*

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

Loving the new update.

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield