I’m Crying 😭

look what you made me do to em

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

#team checks themselves out in every reflective surface they walk by

I can’t believe Captain America: The Winter Soldier blatantly ripped off Pokémon The First Movie.

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

no shit sherlock

probably this already exists but if not then here it is.