I’m SCREAMING this girl just asked if I’m doing anything this weekend bc we could hang out and this dude was like “I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING” and she said “sorry I have a family thing all weekend I can’t get out of :/” and turned back to me and proceeded to make plans with me in front of him this is the “*visibly texting* I don’t have a phone” meme on crack
He’s tripping on acid
oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.
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how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”
i hate anime. midoriya always gets described as plain looking as if thats his most distinguishable attribute. his hair is fucking green
I trust big muscled people because I feel like they just want to give me advice on how to live my best life and impart mass amounts of motivation on me
their muscles are filled with compassion
This is Barack Obama in his basket team
Arnold Schwarzenegger discovering New York for the first time
Filming the roaring lion for Metro Goldwyn Mayer
Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin
Les Beatles and Muhammad Ali
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee
Marilyn Monroe meeting Elisabeth II
Stephen Hawking and his wife, Jane
Steven Spielberg in his mecanic shark for the movie “Jaws”
Robin Williams as a cheerleader
Behind the scene of Star Wars
please tell me no one beat me to this joke
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