the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:
“thanks. i stole them from the president.”
why is my pencil talking
nooo don't kill me i won't drop any useful items haha
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hope u get run over
Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.
There have been a lot of good memes this year but I think the underdog meme of 2014 is “shaming aesthetic bloggers who unnecessarily submerge things in water that should not be submerged in water”
me: *won't start episode until I have a huge plate of food*
me: *finishes food before opening theme finishes*
theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends
Is it just me or is the “body positive” movement not working? Like at all?
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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