There’s No Reason You Can’t Eat Pie At Every Meal. They Make Fruit Pies, Vegetable Pies, Meat Pies,

I saw @justdungeonmasterthings POST and… oh, you know what I did.

I apologize for nothing. Except for what I did. Which was this. Sorry for this.

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So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool

I love science

Gotta love these guys 

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

hmmm

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

goin to sleep after that GOOD. NUT.