You Come To My House. You See This. 

Quiz time:

What is the second Kingdom Hearts game?

a) Kingdom Hearts 2 b) Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories c) Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days d)Kingdom Hearts

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It seems Samus Amiibo interfere with Moscow's metro barriers

UPDATE 3.30pm: Moscow commuters beware - we've been told that while the Amiibo interacts with the gate's locking mechanism and changes its light to green, t…

Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.

This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader.  But what I like to say the real reason for this is

Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION

I’M FUCKING SAMUS

“Any objections, Putin?”

when your mom makes you pose for a picture

Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it's time for a hat.

Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

When your mutual adds a dumb ass comment to a post and you gotta reblog from the source