*pronounces “champagne” Like “lasagne”*

reblog if you dont have a bra on

What you got made fun of in school for?

Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

webkinz predicted the future

Legend of the Virgin King

Nigga made a spirit bomb out of virginity lmfao

THE BABY’S FACE!!!!

(via BurkhartAdriana)

competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

people are really out here saying All of the avengers, etc are to blame for the infinity war????? like…..Think Again, Sir! my man Steve Rogers came across One (1) infinity stone, in his First movie, and literally DIED right Then and There to drop that shit into the deepest levels of the atlantic and THEN he wakes up 70 or so years later and everyone else was just going to town with them?? and people wanna say shit like “oh theyre All to Blame!” like pal whom is All???? thats Your fav, keep those generalizations to Yourself, steve Literally Died to prevent this, Steves literally done Nothing Wrong Ever In His Life 

thanks for coming to MY ted talk !