Everybody Went Through That Stage When They First Joined Tumblr Where They Were Embarrassingly Comfortable

an entertaining thing to do would be to replace every instance of “for ritual purposes” in any archeology article with “for funsies”

four champions.

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

are you kidding me...

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

“One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by,” says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. “She thought it was an actual homeless person.”

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

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tfw the lord of the fiefdom you are a serf under calls you a stinkard and you come up with a clever retort a day later but he would have you executed and it doesnt matter anyway because youre not literate in latin and traveling to his keep would take at least a fortnight so you just keep working the fields like you do every day

A Good Thread about The Hobbit and Bilbo from yesterday. Didn’t realize it was the anniversary!

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates