I Love So Many Of Trump’s Nicknames (TrumpleThinSkin, Cheeto Benito, Etc.), But I Just Read My Absolute

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Haha, i just saw this

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PARKS AND REC GAG REEL (ALL SEASONS)

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

The only reason why there’s no Season 1 is, they don’t have the gag reel for that season. Also, there are subtitles in Season 2 because I suck and couldn’t get rid off it for some unknown reasons. Other than that, I hope you enjoy the gag reel.

I Hear That’s Good

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

What kind of pokemon is this?

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

"Oh wow, you're up early!"

“Who said I slept?”

our front sidewalk