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this has to be one of b99’s best opens

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

stay safe

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

i wish real life had savestates

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

ordering pizza

If Masashi Kishimoto (Naruto) had written Lord of the Rings, not only would Sauron have retrieved the One Ring and regenerated his physical form to get in a fight with the Fellowship, but just as Aragorn awoke the power of his super-ancestor bloodline to turn the tables, Morgoth himself, the Tolkien-verse equivalent of Satan who was Sauron’s master and the oldest evil in the world, would have popped out, eaten Sauron to revive his dark energy, and took his place in the battle.  Also the final fight would have lasted a solid quarter of the runtime in total, like there would have literally been an entire fourth book where they did nothing but fight Sauron’s various forms from sunset to sunrise without a collective breather.

April Ludgate in every episode: The Banquet