I Love When People Call Me Precious Thats Such A Cute Thing To Call Somebody

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything so i continue to make absolutely no progress

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

when someone beats you at a video game

a series of those “________ fandom, grab your ____!” posts but instead its with weird fetishes

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