Oh My God

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

me: *flirts w/ someone* them: *flirts back* me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………

News coverage - Gala practice 24/2/2018

(Yuzu, Shoma, Satoko, Alina and Evgenia focus)

joe keery is simultaneously the mom, the babysitter and the aunt of the stranger things kids (x)